| Taoism |
Shit happens |
| Hare Krishna |
Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding |
| Confucianism |
Confucious say, "Shit happens" |
| Buddhism |
When shit happens, is it really shit? |
| Hinduism |
This shit happened before |
| Zen |
What really is the sound of shit happening? |
| Protestantism |
Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK |
| Calvinism |
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough |
| Episcopalianism |
If shit happens, hold a procession |
| Lutheranism |
Shit won't happen if I work harder. Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK |
| Anglicanism |
It's true, shit does happen - but only to Lutherans |
| Catholicism |
If shit happens, I must have deserved it |
| Charismatic Catholicism |
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway |
| Judaism |
Why does shit always happen to us?g the deal? |
| Reform Judaism |
Got any laxatives? |
| Islam |
If shit happens, take a hostage |
| Nation of Islam |
Don't take no shit! |
| New Age |
For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit |
| Wicca |
If shit happened once, it will happen twice more |
| Jehovah's Witnesses |
Knock Knock, "Shit Happens" |
| Secular Humanism |
Shit evolves |
| Darwinism |
Survival of the shittiest |
| Christian Science |
When shit happens, don't call a doctor-pray |
| Atheism |
I don't believe this shit |
| Religion from an Atheist's point of view |
I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit |
| Agnosticism |
You can't prove any of this shit |
| Rastafarianism |
Let´s smoke this shit! |
| Mormonism |
If shit happens, shun it |
| Energizer Bunny |
Shit happens and keeps going and going and going and ... |
| Baptist |
You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it |
| Southern Baptist |
Shit will happen. Praise the lord |
| Iraqi Baathist |
Oh shit! |
| Voodoo |
Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you |
| Televangelism |
Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening |
| Unitarianism |
It's not the shit that matters. It's the process |
| Orthodox |
Saint Sergius found his faith in deep shit |
| Greek Orthodox |
Shit happens, usually in three's |
| EST |
I am at cause that shit will not happen |
| Fundamentalism |
There's no shit in the Bible |
| Twelve Step |
Shit happens one day at a time |
| Amish |
This modern shit is worthless |
| Shintoism |
You inherit the shit of your ancestors |
| Moonies |
Only happy shit really happens |
| Stoicism |
This shit is good for me |
| Zoroastrianism |
Shit happens half the time |
| Bahaism |
Why do you keep shitting on us? |
| Mysticism |
This is really weird shit |
| Paganism |
Shit happens for a variety of reasons |
| Rajhneesh |
Give us your shit and put on this orange shit |
| Rosicrucianism |
What is this AMORC shit? |
| Satanism |
Sneppah tihs |
| Witchcraft |
Mix this shit together and it will happen |
| Scientology |
If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you |
| Shamanism |
Whoaa...Holy Shit! |
| Sikhism |
Leave our shit alone |
| Sureshism |
You are all pieces of shit |
| Dianetics |
"Why does shit happen?" (p 157) |
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